FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 13, 2014

She actually has a sheep head to boil?

Nah man, Vikings like only Goats Head Soup.

hey! singed boiled sheep heads taste great! (and I’m not even joking ;) )

Broccoli and Cheese soup is fine..\\//_

Vikings invade Scotland this afternoon… Tonight’s meal will be haggis!

“And would you like some gruel to go with that?”

I’ve never had boiled sheeps head. But given a choice between boiled sheeps head and broccoli stew, I think I’d give the sheeps head a try. I really really really don’t like the idea of overcooked broccoli swimming around in water.

That’s one way to get him to eat his dinner, but I don’t like the sound of Broccoli Stew.

Vikings eat lutefisk. Get it right.

I’ve tried every way to prepare broccoli imaginable. I agree with Bush Sr. There is nothing one can do to broccoli to make it fit for human consumption.

Best recipe for broccoli: slice to bite size, place in small bowl, salt, dash of olive oil, dash of sesame oil, microwave for 75 seconds. Comes out limp, but delicious.

Just ordered it from Iceland, http://www.reykjavik.com/short-glossary-icelandic-thorra-groceries/

The only time she has something delicious.