Herman by Jim Unger for March 06, 2014

Take another reading that does not sound possible.

So much for “Rock of Eye”.

More likely inches — I’m 112cm, and I’m not half the zhlubdikHerman is. Paunchwise, anyway.

Aren’t you supposed to lift your arms up when they measure around your waist?

Benefits of dressing “to the right”

Why is is arm under the tape??

I used to travel to Korea a lot which means I have a closet full of Korean suits. Those tailors could have me measured in less than 10 seconds. One would measure and call off the measurement (in Korean) and the other would copy and read it back. It was all very rapid-fire. Somehow the suits came out fine.

The Koreans have some syllables that apparently can only be pronounced with one’s tonsils. The first time I heard it, I was ready to spring into action with the Heimlich maneuver.

The guy used to issue uniforms with the Quartermaster Corps.

He’ll have room to grow. Eat up!

It depends if he normally keeps his hands in his pants.

My 600-Lb Life.

Now you know why judges wear robes

Arms included.