Herman by Jim Unger for February 26, 2014

To help you relax think of some happy thoughts .

Easy for HIM to say!

Same for bioplies.

Easy to say when you’re on the other end of those tools!…

At the moan, the time will be 2:30…. – “You want that tooth? You cant handle the tooth!”….

That’s an old one! Why would they re-do one of Unger’s originals?!

Please don’t ask me to relax, the tension is the only thing holding me together

Um, this is relaxed, Doc. You should see me when I’m tense!

Maybe it’s because he just realized he’s sitting in a barber’s chair.

As a dentist friend says, “Always speak politely to someone standing over you with a pointed object.”

Why is it that dentists always ask you questions and then immediately put their fingers in your mouth?

That’s just like the person who asks you a question at dinner as soon as you put that piece of steak in your mouth that it’s going to take a minute to chew.

No, no, no. Nope. Nope.

“This IS me relaxed.”

“Give me some nitrous oxide and I’ll consider it.”

dani. Not all, but most

I always said “Give me the gas,or,knock me out with the needle”..anyway..This guy looks like his first name could be “Rigor”…….last name “Mortis”