Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 21, 2014

GROAN (And the only reason why the joke connected was because I have seen “Blazing Saddles”.) ;-D (For that matter, how many understand the joke through ’Blaziing Saddles?)

Is his name Paul Mel?

I guess he can’t buy those packages of ball point pens, or the disposable razors, in the student store, either.

This has to be is one of the worst puns I’ve ever read. Good on you, Sir!

Awesome!

Nicely done :)

and no matter how much air freshener they use, the bus still smells like scat.

Mel always was rather urbane………

It also appeared in Kenneth Branagh’s 1930s musical take on “Love’s Labours Lost”, as the Spanish fantastico’s letter to the maid Jacquinetta.

She needs the lighters to see through the “Velvet Fog”.

Nighthawks, thank you…Purpledog, nice one…dogday, why didn’t you just point me to the sign on the bus? Thanks for missing the joke….

Seriously, he could be from down south. Multiple names are common…

Guess he doesn’t go in for cheap flicks.

He gets no Bic (lighter) from Champaign (Champaign, Illinois is where the University of Illinois is located) – so he will have to keep on driving before he can stop to get a lighter