Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for March 16, 2014
March 15, 2014
March 17, 2014
Transcript:
Be sure to wear green on St. Patrick's Day if you don't want to get pinched. Why would someone pinch me? Because you're not wearing green! Why does not wearing green mean I should be pinched? There is a legend that wearing green makes you invisible to leprechauns who like to pinch people. You wear green to remind everyone of this. So I'm being forced to participate in some annoying annual ritual lest I get punished by those who enjoy inflicting pain on others? I suppose you'll tell me that I'll understand when I'm older. Yes. When you're old enough to file a tax return.
i_am_the_jam about 10 years ago
My first year with that tradition wasn’t pretty, either.
Chithing Premium Member about 10 years ago
Sorry, but it only works for leprechauns, not the demons of IRS.
Chris Sherlock about 10 years ago
As if an excuse is needed…
Comic Minister Premium Member about 10 years ago
I see.
ottod Premium Member about 10 years ago
You really don’t want to get pinched by the IRS.
Hunter7 about 10 years ago
Someone pinch Michael.