Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 14, 2014

Corpus delicious.

No surprise the banana split the payment.

I don’t get it. What do pencils have to do with gorillas?

Now they call their “friend” Mr. Hanky.

In burlesque and vaudeville comedy routines, the lead comedian was the Top Banana. The backup or straight man/men were second, third bananas.

Dole-ing out his payments.

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/top+banana

If he gets caught, will the cops read him his Carmen Miranda?

He’s gonna go ape on a hit of vitamin K.