Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for March 07, 2014

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    no1scouse  about 10 years ago

    Mary had a little lambShe also had a cat.Tommy Cooper came alongAnd killed it“Just like that!”

    I know. I know, that ages me, but I still like it.North Americans wont get it, Tommy Cooper never made it over here.

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    Godfreydaniel  about 10 years ago

    Nobody is ever satisfied! Over in the other side of the meadow, Little Bo Peep is crying because she lost her dang sheep!

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    dzw3030  about 10 years ago

    Mary had a little LambIt’s fleece was black as sootEverywhere that Mary wentIt’s sooty foot it put

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    Bargrove  about 10 years ago

    Mary had a little lamb. The doctor fainted.

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    Godfreydaniel  about 10 years ago

    @dzw3030I remember Benny Hill reciting that. (Also Benny Hill: “Jack and Jill went up the hill, and Hickory Dickory Dock. And Mary had a little lamb, and the doctor died of shock!”)

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