A friend is Celiac so she has to get gluten free. Most are rice and come in big plastic bags like McFries. Some churches actually use bread.
Having been an administrant, I find this hilarious.
Matt 26.26 As they were eating, Jesus took some bread and blessed it. Then he broke it in pieces and gave it to the disciples, saying, "Take this and eat it, for this is my body.
And, your cracker comes with one of four possible interpretations: transubstantiation, consubstantiation, real presence, or symbolic. Holding to any of the four will get you excommunicated by the partisans of the other three and until recently, when secular ideals began to spread widely, could easily have gotten you burned at the stake.
I remember my first communion. After years of hearing all this guff about Christ’s body, I had formed an image of a little piece of meat like in Campbell’s Chicken Noodle Soup, so I was astonished when it turned out to be a large version of the little flakes we used to feed our goldfish.
The only thing here that offends me is that there are people who believe this stuff.
grannyknot about 10 years ago
I don’t understand what is funny about this. I find it offensive. Is it really necessary to make fun of religion?
PerkandCindy Premium Member about 10 years ago
Gluten Free ?
Olddog1 about 10 years ago
Organic?
J Short about 10 years ago
GMO, I guarantee it.
rqs1123 about 10 years ago
Not funny.
rqs1123 about 10 years ago
How about you show your courage and make a joke about the Muslims that centers on the essence of their belief?
MeGoNow Premium Member about 10 years ago
Okay, we ran out, and this is fortune cookies. But it’s the thought that counts. (But ignore the fortune. It’s not exactly devinely inspired.)
susanhkarn about 10 years ago
this is beyond offensive….what a jerk this Stahler must be..
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 10 years ago
Boo..don’t bedevil that sacred cow
Thehag about 10 years ago
Certainly not vegan.
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe about 10 years ago
A friend is Celiac so she has to get gluten free. Most are rice and come in big plastic bags like McFries. Some churches actually use bread.
Having been an administrant, I find this hilarious.
Matt 26.26 As they were eating, Jesus took some bread and blessed it. Then he broke it in pieces and gave it to the disciples, saying, "Take this and eat it, for this is my body.
Laura Chapman Premium Member about 10 years ago
I’m voting “not funny”.
veranna about 10 years ago
what if it came from foodstuffs processed in the middle east?
jeffbacon12357 about 10 years ago
Imported from Italy.
markjoseph125 about 10 years ago
Yes, they did.
markjoseph125 about 10 years ago
And, your cracker comes with one of four possible interpretations: transubstantiation, consubstantiation, real presence, or symbolic. Holding to any of the four will get you excommunicated by the partisans of the other three and until recently, when secular ideals began to spread widely, could easily have gotten you burned at the stake.
tomfranks about 10 years ago
sometimes the 100 mile diet goes to far.
pschearer Premium Member about 10 years ago
I remember my first communion. After years of hearing all this guff about Christ’s body, I had formed an image of a little piece of meat like in Campbell’s Chicken Noodle Soup, so I was astonished when it turned out to be a large version of the little flakes we used to feed our goldfish.
The only thing here that offends me is that there are people who believe this stuff.
Airman about 10 years ago
Thumbs down, from me.