Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 07, 2014

“The candystriper will be along in a minute, to assist as we take the rest of your vitals.”…

Now how long does he have to hang around hospital?

He’s a mere shell of what he used to be.

Pin yada yada yada.

Somehow, I feel empty inside.

It was a pretty vicious attack – he’s lost a lot of candy!

I never liked those butterscotch discs

I would have been even more impressed if the doc had removed a Baby Ruth from hin

But something’s still gumming up the works,

I have dibs on the Red Hots…

Don’t forget the Boogers, Doc! Can’t have the little ones getting nose candy.

The doc spared him by not mentioning the bad case of (Gummi) worms.

Presumably a gag that only works in the USA. Red hots? Milk duds? The coloured horse?