Lio by Mark Tatulli for February 05, 2014

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    Randy B Premium Member over 10 years ago

    That kind of wish has to be more carefully worded.

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    Bill Thompson  over 10 years ago

    Lio is as sharp as ever!

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    Randy B Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Liō wished that Eva would return his affection. He was transformed into something Eva could love without any changes to Eva’s preferences. He should have been more specific if he wanted to remain himself.

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    pcolli  over 10 years ago

    “Is this a dagger I see before me? Where’s that annoying Lio?”

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    Sisyphos  about 10 years ago

    Lio is right on the cutting edge of humor, as usual. He’s found a way to get Eva Rose to accept him for what he is! That boy is sharp!

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    David Beirne  about 10 years ago

    I thought he mispronounced, “I swore (sword) my love to her:”

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    Digital Frog  about 10 years ago

    Is Eva’s last name Cerate?

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    seismic-2 Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Nothing Freudian going on here…

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    Stellagal  about 10 years ago

    Lio’s getting carried away with Eva.

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    cosman  about 10 years ago

    He’ll take her love anyway he could get it.

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    Comic Minister Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Lio got turned into a knife.

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    billdi Premium Member about 10 years ago

    clever boy

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    morningglory73 Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Lio became the object of her affection.

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    Wallaby  about 10 years ago

    Anybody else reminded of the Calvin and Hobbes where Calvin has his transmogrify gun and says “I’m safe”…?

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 10 years ago

    And she’ll use it to hack at Lio replicas.

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    Sharon Hayes  about 10 years ago

    It’s Excalibur and Eva is now Queen Arthur!

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    Thomas R. Williams  about 10 years ago

    OPHELIAYou are keen, my lord, you are keen.

    HAMLETIt would cost you a groaning to take off mine edge

    —Hamlet, Act III, scene ii

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    rgcviper  about 10 years ago

    Looks like Lio has FOOPED his way to true love!

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