Mr. and Mrs. Diddly are proud to announce the marriage of their daughter Jane to John son of Mr. and Mrs. Jack Squat. Jane has decided to use a hyphenated name. After the ceremony she will be known as Jane Diddly-Squat.
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says,
‘You don’t know Jack Schitt!’
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents’ objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt,
And they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six chidren, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, ‘You don’t know Jack Schitt,’ you can correct them.
PICTO over 10 years ago
Mr. and Mrs. Diddly are proud to announce the marriage of their daughter Jane to John son of Mr. and Mrs. Jack Squat. Jane has decided to use a hyphenated name. After the ceremony she will be known as Jane Diddly-Squat.
James Hopkins over 10 years ago
And yet they still don’t know Jack.
GROG Premium Member over 10 years ago
I’m thinking of another Jack, but maybe he’s been relieved of duty.
Allan CB Premium Member over 10 years ago
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says,
‘You don’t know Jack Schitt!’
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents’ objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt,
And they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six chidren, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, ‘You don’t know Jack Schitt,’ you can correct them.
Sincerely,Crock O. Schitt
Digital Frog over 10 years ago
If their manager there is Jim Deuce, that would make a full house (Deuce is over Jacks)
celeconecca over 10 years ago
I am in awe of you people sometimes. Honestly. Thank you.
cleokaya over 10 years ago
I wonder if the dexterous Jack B. Nimble works there? I’m sure Jack Around does.
Shikamoo Premium Member over 10 years ago
Did anyone notice Jack’s breakfast is on his tie?