Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 14, 2014

Wonder how many stars she’ll give him before uninstalling….

“First case of a smartphone upgrading its owner”, Cliff notes.

Man, Rickard is just phoning it in now….

Would be outgrading.

Now that’s degrading.

It’s not you, it’s me. Wait. Actually it IS you.

Probably not the last…

She heard about the Fiscal Cliff and decided to upgrade.

I’ve been getting that since Windows 95.

She has just been feeding Cliff a line all this time . . . ☻

Maybe she installed the Lemmings app and decided to jump off of Cliff…

That’s why I’m resisting upgrading to OS7; I’m afraid my phone will dump me. It’s too good for me as it is.

Hey Telephone your parents don’t think much of him.That should tell you something

That must hurt

To do better than Cliff the phone would have to visit a bowling alley.OK! Where’s it from? Where’s it from? Bwahahahahahaaa!