Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for January 30, 2014

BITSY YESTERDAY Really, Bitsy? The old, I need help moving a file cabinet? I suspect things are not going well with the docP1—Wendy is back to “home” schooling!.

Wendy should take a page from Wynn’s book and start elbowing 44 in the jaw. The worst they’ll do is call a foul on her.

Central’s team has been up all night – to get lucky – now Dance, Little Sister, Dance!

“I can’t stop 44. We’d better find someone else.” Who SAYS this sort of thing? Suggest a double-team or yell at your teammates for not calling out picks or switching or stepping up to help, don’t admit defeat and bench yourself. Geez, Wendy, no wonder you have no future as a competitive dancer.

You wish. Do you really think if I was bored with Wally I’d go for someone with his own custom-made travel mop and a suspected floor cleaner addiction?

Uh…no offense, Mopman.

P2: they’ve moved the game outdoors. She can’t keep up with 44 because because she keeps looking directly at the sun (Saturday afternoon game), plus they are now using a bowling ball.

“I can’t stop 44.” Must be some kind of fancy dance term those wacky kids in Milford use.

In all reality, its a special zone. A 2-2-1 with the one being a chaser. Except Milford calls it a 2-2- Dancer with Wendy defending 44 one on one using her dancers agility to mimic every move of 44. Mimi tells Wendy Nobody puts Wendy on the bench.

They used to be outlawed in the NBA, but a decade or so ago even they started allowing them (with some restrictions). No other level of basketball outlaws them.

Nowww…Everyone knows it’s Wendy! BOM, BOM, BOM, BOM, BOM!

The best we can hope for is uniform malfunction. Or, maybe @ half time, “Wendy” will find Peter Pan, get some fairy dust and fly.

@sweetg1Where is Gil?The Gilfather is off to Sochi as he once again is the US men’s curling coach His goal is to improve on the ninthplace finish they had 4 years ago in Vancouver.

Is Wendy getting home-schooled by #44? This strip is so confusing sometimes.

And I can’t drive 55. So we are going to a zone, The Twilight Zone

Throw Back Thursday froma previous discussion of electric football

Electric Football Washington Post Video http://tudorgames.tm00.com/tmsubscribe.net/viewbcast.aspx?T=1&l=130329&sn=2&u=yTJRIH37ez9Lf

Bits, ya aint foolin no one re: you and the Mop. Anyway, A.I. ast me to pass this message to you:" No one really need no help movin no file cabinet and Mop a busy man, he ain’t got no time fer movin a file cabinet even if you really did need help movin a file cabinet! No one got time be movin a file cabinet. Not the doc, not Mop, not me, not no one. The doc aint got time and I aint splainin why, I’m jes sayin. You know your ownself, what that “I’m too bizzy mean”. He too bizzy all right. And everyone be knowin Mop got no extra time wit all that stuff he be doin. If you not makin that movin a file cabinet thing up,why you need help movin a file cabinet? And why you be movin a file cabinet to the dining room anyway? No one put a file cabinet inna dining room. You got a liberry fully of recipes or somethin, cuz otherwise there no need habbin a file cabinet inna DINING room."

Beach Boys also had a song called Wendy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZeCXh0hLWc

Oops! I forgot Mop, Sportsguy, miffedmax and kdizzle. Love y’all!