The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for July 01, 2009
June 30, 2009
July 02, 2009
Transcript:
Fang: Eno, it's 2 am. I'm tired of helping you cram for your carny entrance exam! Eno: Please, Fang. The test is tomorrow! Just a few more questions. Fang: Okay Okay....what are the two speed setting on the tilt o whirl? Eno: Oh, I know this! It's dang! I give up. Fang: slow and hurl. Eno: It's all so technical!
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margueritem almost 15 years ago
I’ve ridden at hurl speed many times…
ambellybutton almost 15 years ago
Poor Eno, the standards are just too high for his brain to handle!
Jaws2z almost 15 years ago
Most of the carny’s I’ve talked to I don’t think could pass a 3rd grade entrance exam. Don’t worry Eno.
1cat3dogs almost 15 years ago
If it appears that you are alive, you will have a job.
bald almost 15 years ago
just remember , don’t ride the tilt o whirl after drinking a six pack of beer … not a good time
cleokaya almost 15 years ago
bald - How about riding the tilt o whirl while drinking a six pack?
MIYY4U almost 15 years ago
cleo- That only works if it’s in a BIG baby bottle. Otherwise it spills (from experience)
prasrinivara almost 15 years ago
Jaws2z, you forgot that Eno couldn’t pass a first-grade exam.
pierreandnicole almost 15 years ago
I was the unfortunate recipient of the hurl speed once. When my kids were younger they gauged which rides to go on by the amount of barf on the ground nearby.
comicgos almost 15 years ago
Ah, yes - the old “E” ticket special. Been there, done that.
D-i-c-e-R almost 15 years ago
hurlarious
Keep it set on hilarious, McKoy. I love the ride.
lazygrazer almost 15 years ago
Eno’s better suited for operating something less complicated….like a pooper-scooper for example.
ambellybutton almost 15 years ago
It makes me think of the Monty Python skit: “My brain hurts!”