Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for February 18, 2014

Oh, no!

Keep selling, keep selling…

If he dies, then he’d be held a s swindler.

…way to go…walt

He doing nothing worse than Congress has been doing to the public for years.

“There’s a sucker born every minute.”

20 Dollars? You are selling much too cheap for people to believe in the effects, Walt. It must be at least 99,95 dollars (then they will think they made a good bargain).

Guidable public.

If he didn’t give/sell them the water, they’d be all over him trying to take it. I wonder how many would want it if he told them it would make them look like him.

Just like real life aint it

All that energy filling up and handing glasses of water to all those people is aerobic exercise, Walt. Keep at it, and you will be swimming in twenties and feeling like you are in your 20s.

Hey, I was right! In my comment yesterday, I suggested he sell them tap water, & they won’t know it didn’t work until years later.

There was a front page story, but it wasn’t an advertisement.

Don’t underestimate the “placebo effect.” If Walt’s customers believe that they are getting water from the “fountain of youth” then they may feel more youthful in terms of increased vigour etc.

If what he’s doing was illegal then all the bottled water sellers would be in jail!