Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for February 05, 2014

End of story? Kinda disappointing.

When Hulla Ballew submits that story (And I do mean STORY!). She will be laughed out of the news room!

No! Hulla, you dolt! Get the entire story first.

More importantly, we were enjoying Walt’s narrative – don’t interrupt.

Hard to believe she’d just submit a wild story like this without some verification!

Well, she is blonde.

Is Hulla Ballew based at all on Bob and Ray’s Wally Ballew?.Where’s a komodo dragon when you need one?

This is as good an explanation as any for Walt’s long life.

Don’t stop now. I want to know what happened next. How did Walt get out of there? Who were those two guys with him, and where are they now? When did Walt realize he wasn’t aging quickly? When and where did Walt leave the camel, and is the camel still alive?

Are all the Wallet family members Methodists? Considering how annoying that preacher is in the strips when Clovia and Slim are in church, this isn’t a very good advertisement for Methodism.

There were a mirror and a desk in the tomb. He looked in the mirror, took what he saw, sawed the desk in half, half and half make a whole, and crawled out the hole.

Bad news! Should be concentrating on driving, while on the road. I don’t like getting hit by people not paying attention!!!!

Hey, Mr. Walt, I’m a Methodist too! But only half as old as you!