New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for January 11, 2014

Just play tic-tac-toe.

I sense a falken disaster taking shape.

What part of “global thermonuclear war” don’t you understand, you dumb computer?

See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WarGames

oh-oh

How about a nice game of chess?

Later, let’s play Global Thermonuclear Warfare

The only winning move is. . . not to play.

Last time I saw a Radio Shack “TRS-80”, we were programming DOS commands in BASIC… It was commonly referred to a “Trash-80”.

Greetings, Professor Falken.Hello, Joshua.

And no, the TRaSh-80 didn’t just say, “I can has empire.” That required more memory…