Lio by Mark Tatulli for January 24, 2014

A form letter, how low can they go?

Maybe if he had a reference from one of their other abductees.

They only want Probe Resistors.

I got that letter…

Bummer! What does one have to do to get abducted and probed around here? Sorry, Lio!

They’ll take Cartman but not Lio. Does it get ANY more insulting than that?

Npw wouldn’t that be the height of humiliation? Not even good enough for aliens to abduct you?

Dissed by Gists! You right Sis!

Maybe they’re looking for women.

At least you’re safe Lio.

Greys are getting picky..

I always knew publishers were aliens. Try getting an agent Lio. Or better yet, submit to MAD. They have a rejection slip worth framing on the wall.

“We’re looking for someone more submissive to management and who wouldn’t enjoy the probing so much.”

Probably to small for their anal probe.

Given the luck I’ve had over the past three years finding a steady job (thank you very much, Barry and Marty), this reads like those few potential employers who have bothered to respond to my applications.