Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for January 08, 2014

Slutty Suzy sounds like a doll that should be sold separately with the Ken & Barbie collection.

You can’t go wrong with that adjective

Pure as the driven slush.

Suzy is well known for her snowjobs.

We have a winner!

Pretty nice snow face behind The Slut’s hair.

Looks like they’re about to become bosom buddies . . . ☻

It looks like the talk-ee is about to give the cold shoulder to the talk-er. That frosty brunette just trashed three snow persons at once. That’s not ice.

Opinionated pile of ice

She’s a bit sloppy, but well stacked.

Sooner or later she’ll suffer a meltdown. And you can take it to the bank.