Close to Home by John McPherson for January 14, 2014

To DROP DEAD.

Every night is the beginning of a new year. If at first you don’t succeed, put it off until tomorrow.

Well, for starters, he could take off the sports bra

Old Crow is a real bourbon. Inexpensive but good.

Learn how to live alone.

Where’s the brain bleach!?

I did not need to see that at 6:45 AM. Cannot be un-seen. The only thing that makes me happy about Mr Slob there is that I cannot SMELL him. And I’ll bet he doesn’t even own a toothbrush.

His resolution ought to be to buy a razor… and then use it!

oh, I don’t know about that. sorta like the lipstick on a pig thing….not much improvement with shaved skin

When someone is as ugly and disgusting as he is, the only way to go is up.

Old Crow. What a fine bourbon whiskey. Now if they had wanted to make him out for a sot they would have given him 10 High!