Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 16, 2014

KAAAAAA – SLAAAMMM!

I think Rip and the highwayman just met…

And he Ka-Wrecks the second official Sheriff’s truck in as many days… good thing Spur probably owns the local Sheriff Truck Lot…

Driver’s side “T” bone. A softy or ordinary guy or gal would be dialing 911 right about now, or would be totally incapacitated but we all know that Rip is NOT an ordinary guy! I’m like Bruno Zeigerts that I pity that driver. The first Jeep got all shot up and the second one just got Ka-Slammed and no doubt a total loss. I wonder how many vehicles our boy will rack up before he quits or gets fired!?!? lol

in Hollywood or Comic universes police depts have unlimited vehicle budgets, none of which is spent on training

ah hell…rips beautiful jeep got t-boned…happened to me..ain’t a pretty picture…hope it can be repaired…if not …hope he doesn’t resort to a magic carpet

KA-Sheesh! All this because The Highwayman wanted wine at the Olive Garden?

Wax on, wax off.