Frank and Ernest by Thaves for February 09, 2014
February 08, 2014
February 10, 2014
Transcript:
Ernie's Gifts - Valentine's Day Sale! Frank: Ernie, I can't believe the things you're selling! Frank: The stuffed animals are made of highly flammable materials! Ernest: That's why my catalog calls them "a gift for those wanting to ignite their romance"! Frank: The necklaces you bought in the alley are stolen! Ernest: They're described as "this year's hottest item"! Frank: Your roses are nothing but deadly thorn-covered stems! Ernest: Right here it says "the sharpest gift she'll ever receive"! Frank: And these chocolates are infested with ants! Ernest: That's why I call them "a very popular item--loved by thousands"!
TREEINTHEWIND about 10 years ago
Pay me for the chocolates……… we have a “you broke it, you bought it policy” ………..
edclectic about 10 years ago
The importunity of being Ernest.
TREEINTHEWIND about 10 years ago
After Valentines Day, Ernie will open a sales training school.. sponsored by George Washington Cherry Tree University
davbart92663 about 10 years ago
I love these ‘sales’ strips the most. I use them to show the kids that I mentor how easy it is to get fooled by a crook.
Best does not mean better than the rest, it just means equal to the top.New and improved does not mean better than before, just we changed it.Anything is Collectible, but very few things are valuable.
sbchamp about 10 years ago
You can’t win, so why try?
androgenoide about 10 years ago
You seem to assume that corporations are not the enemies of free enterprise…That may be a debatable point.
InTraining about 10 years ago
The marketing geniuses have discovered that you can increase sales just by making the bottle neck opening bigger, thus… “New and Improved Packaging”……. ! ! !
dwpbike about 10 years ago
um, you fall into it