-Oh heavens! - Gracious! - Jeepers!
- My stars! - Mercy!
- Fellows, would you kindly keep it down? I can't hear the band
- Hey, if you can't handle it, get out of the gosh pit!
The venue also tried a josh pit, but things got a little too sarcastic. Then it was a nosh pit, then a slosh pit and, well, one lasted too long. Maybe next time.
Dilbert’s Scott Adams once answered someone who complained about his God-euphemisms by saying, “I hope Gosh doesn’t darn me to heck for saying the name of his son Jeepers Cripes.”
There was a B.C. episode (and a cover of one of their paperback collections): “Go to heck!” “Where the hell is heck?” And a Benny Hill skit of a man watching a soccer match, and muttering imprecations about the play, the officials, and life in general, yet having to be very circumspect, since all the people seated close to him were nuns………
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
My goodness.
jreckard over 10 years ago
The venue also tried a josh pit, but things got a little too sarcastic. Then it was a nosh pit, then a slosh pit and, well, one lasted too long. Maybe next time.
TheVernalPool over 10 years ago
osh kosh b’gosh
pschearer Premium Member over 10 years ago
Dilbert’s Scott Adams once answered someone who complained about his God-euphemisms by saying, “I hope Gosh doesn’t darn me to heck for saying the name of his son Jeepers Cripes.”
Francis Lapeyre Premium Member over 10 years ago
Heck is where you go if you don’t believe in Gosh.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 10 years ago
I always head straight for the nosh pit.
Godfreydaniel over 10 years ago
There was a B.C. episode (and a cover of one of their paperback collections): “Go to heck!” “Where the hell is heck?” And a Benny Hill skit of a man watching a soccer match, and muttering imprecations about the play, the officials, and life in general, yet having to be very circumspect, since all the people seated close to him were nuns………
vldazzle over 10 years ago
Good one!