Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 09, 2014
February 08, 2014
February 10, 2014
Transcript:
Reality Check Are you a big egg who's had a great fall? Are you a pig whose house has been blown down? Are you one of 4 and 20 blackbirds that were baked in a pie? Have you recently broken into someone's house and burned your mouth on porridge that was too hot? Then you may be entitled to a happier ending! Namely cash! Call me, Marvin Slimefink... Fairytale injury lawyer. 1-555-NUR-SUERY
JayBluE about 10 years ago
Click here for “I’ll Sue Ya!” by Weird Al… – “…I sued Colorado, cos, you know, it looks a little bit too much like Wyoming….” -“…I sued Ben Affleck… awwh… do I even need a reason?…” – “… If I sprain my ankle, while I’m robbing your place… if I hurt my knuckles, when I punch you in the face.. I’m gonna sue!…”
edclectic about 10 years ago
Once upon a slime…
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 10 years ago
And the litigants all lived happily ever after until the money ran out.
PICTO about 10 years ago
Call from Jack and Jill on line one…
Crabbyrino Premium Member about 10 years ago
Jack Horner wants compensation for being made to sit in the corner. Bad for his self esteem.
GoodQuestion Premium Member about 10 years ago
There’s a big dude on line fi’, complaining about some foe damaging his beanstalk, wants to know the fee to sue: he’s waiting to hear fum you. . . . ☻
tuna1 about 10 years ago
The perfect lawyer name…Marvin Slimefink!
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 10 years ago
Knee slappin funny
rgcviper about 10 years ago
@tuna1Indeed … Marvin Slimefink is pretty classic, isn’t it?
@IamJayBluEThanks for the “I’ll Sue Ya” video—funny.