Okay, this helps us narrow down the mysterious location of Milford. What state is it that waits until the first full week of January to start play in women’s basketball? (I can’t think of one)
P3, Wendy acts coquettish while the jug-eared Metzger pitches his wholesome 1960’s rap. It’s obvious Metzger should be way out of his league. Unless….(insert plot twist here of Wendy running from some tawdry internet porn site and wanting a “normal” life….)
His name sounds familiar because it is scribbled all over Wynn’s bedroom wall “Jack Metzger Must Die!” all around the dartboard with Jack’s picture on it.
chiphilton over 10 years ago
Jack Metzger must go to Marty Moon’s barber. Only in Milford do guys wear the pointed-bangs look.
Mr Reality over 10 years ago
In all reality, you have to give a star struck Jack credit for a good job of delivering his openning lines to Wendy. Way to go Jack.
chujusmith over 10 years ago
Okay, this helps us narrow down the mysterious location of Milford. What state is it that waits until the first full week of January to start play in women’s basketball? (I can’t think of one)
bearwku82 over 10 years ago
Jack’s has that healthy Brylcream sheen. GilPa puts a tube in every players locker to begin the season. Kaz got a six pack.
jslabotnik over 10 years ago
It sounds familiar ’cause it is the name of the guy your brother said to avoid like the plague
Mopman over 10 years ago
Strike that pose! Work it, work it!
bitsy twill over 10 years ago
No wonder Wynn was so upset that Jack Metzger started at power forward instead of him. He’s a few inches shorter than his sister.
WMF1958 over 10 years ago
OK-Wynn is not going to go Tony Montana on St Fabien’s-Jack Metzger will be the recipient-SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!
cuttersjock over 10 years ago
P3, Wendy acts coquettish while the jug-eared Metzger pitches his wholesome 1960’s rap. It’s obvious Metzger should be way out of his league. Unless….(insert plot twist here of Wendy running from some tawdry internet porn site and wanting a “normal” life….)
WoodyTB over 10 years ago
P1 – another talking elbow.
BikeMike over 10 years ago
His name sounds familiar because it is scribbled all over Wynn’s bedroom wall “Jack Metzger Must Die!” all around the dartboard with Jack’s picture on it.
scottinphilly over 10 years ago
This’ll get them talking in the teacher’s lounge.