Gil Thorp by Neal Rubin and Rod Whigham

Gil Thorp

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  1. chiphilton

    chiphilton said, 10 months ago

    Jack Metzger must go to Marty Moon’s barber. Only in Milford do guys wear the pointed-bangs look.

  2. Mr Reality

    Mr Reality said, 10 months ago

    In all reality, you have to give a star struck Jack credit for a good job of delivering his openning lines to Wendy. Way to go Jack.

  3. Gilfan79

    Gilfan79 said, 10 months ago

    Okay, this helps us narrow down the mysterious location of Milford. What state is it that waits until the first full week of January to start play in women’s basketball? (I can’t think of one)

  4. bearwku82

    bearwku82 said, 10 months ago

    Jack’s has that healthy Brylcream sheen. GilPa puts a tube in every players locker to begin the season. Kaz got a six pack.

  5. sdebarr

    sdebarr said, 10 months ago

    It sounds familiar ’cause it is the name of the guy your brother said to avoid like the plague

  6. Have Mop Will Travel

    Have Mop Will Travel said, 10 months ago

    Strike that pose! Work it, work it!

  7. BitsyTwill

    BitsyTwill said, 10 months ago

    No wonder Wynn was so upset that Jack Metzger started at power forward instead of him. He’s a few inches shorter than his sister.

  8. WMF1958

    WMF1958 said, 10 months ago

    OK-Wynn is not going to go Tony Montana on St Fabien’s-Jack Metzger will be the recipient-SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!

  9. cuttersjock

    cuttersjock said, 10 months ago

    P3, Wendy acts coquettish while the jug-eared Metzger pitches his wholesome 1960’s rap. It’s obvious Metzger should be way out of his league. Unless….(insert plot twist here of Wendy running from some tawdry internet porn site and wanting a “normal” life….)

  10. WoodyTB

    WoodyTB said, 10 months ago

    P1 – another talking elbow.

  11. BikeMike

    BikeMike said, 10 months ago

    His name sounds familiar because it is scribbled all over Wynn’s bedroom wall “Jack Metzger Must Die!” all around the dartboard with Jack’s picture on it.

  12. kdizzle

    kdizzle said, 10 months ago


    So you come to bury the Caesar cut, not to praise it?

  13. jcogs1

    jcogs1 said, 10 months ago


    Ceasar? Looks like he’s going for the Alfred E Newman look

  14. Ellisburkes

    Ellisburkes said, 10 months ago


    The evil that barbers do live long after them, the good cuts are oft interred with their bones.

  15. chiphilton

    chiphilton said, 10 months ago


    The fault, dear kdizzle, is not in the stars, but in our barbers.

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