“How did you get to be a centenarian?”“The guy running the syndicate won’t let me be killed off. My wife, sure. All my friends, absolutely, as long as it was off-panel. But I’m condemned to keep on living far beyond the limits of most people’s suspension of disbelief. I fully expect to be around for my adopted son’s 100th birthday. I’ll be 123!”
Well you see young lady, my real name isn’t Walt Wallet, it’s Woodrow Wilson Smith, but people tend to call me Lazarus Long. I was born in 1912, but after that things get really complicated.
Mineola over 10 years ago
Having a good memory helps. You need to remember to inhale every time you exhale!
ankerdorthe over 10 years ago
Be sure to keep breathing for 36524 days. That should do the trick if 100th birthday is your goal.
Kiba65 over 10 years ago
She work for Yahoo???
Willow Mt Lyon over 10 years ago
He stayed cheerful because crying makes the body work harder to fight germs and infections.
Paul1963 over 10 years ago
“How did you get to be a centenarian?”“The guy running the syndicate won’t let me be killed off. My wife, sure. All my friends, absolutely, as long as it was off-panel. But I’m condemned to keep on living far beyond the limits of most people’s suspension of disbelief. I fully expect to be around for my adopted son’s 100th birthday. I’ll be 123!”
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Eat vegetables every day for 100 years and you will live a long life.
bmckee over 10 years ago
Well you see young lady, my real name isn’t Walt Wallet, it’s Woodrow Wilson Smith, but people tend to call me Lazarus Long. I was born in 1912, but after that things get really complicated.
Reality,really? over 10 years ago
Walt being Walt!