Close to Home by John McPherson for December 21, 2013

More like 2015 at the rate we’re going.

Sodas are about right… The people are too skinny, though.

must be a medium

oh look…..in thirty years, the price of a hot dog is still only a buck!……inflation has been kept in reign

No sodas should be a permanent IV.

Yup. Definitely not in NYC :)

Zippy the Pinhead Mart.

But, do you get a free refill?

I just use a camelbak for my sodas.

And the sad part….those are the small size cups

T’was thinking same !!

My thought exactly! So many big-government people think you need them to tell you what to do.

Who ’members when soda cups would never come with a handle?

Imagine the cup holders needed for a drink that size, let alone their plight about 30 to 45 minutes from now. You would need a seperate trailer for both intake and elimination.

I think the size of the person is off, people will be far more obese by then.