The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for December 31, 2013

Happy New Year Everyone!!

Here’s my resolution

I want to see Joy “twerking” Burl.

Happy New Year, all!

Uh Oh…. what a way to end the year!

Leaky how could you?

Don’t panic, everyone…have a couple of these and you’ll forget that image.

I won’t even put them on your bill, Leaky…. that’s your Christmas present from me.

BTW I know this is Tuesday’s strip, but it’s still Monday night to me…so I’m saving “Happy New Year” for tomorrow night …

Right now it’s only New Year’s Eve Eve.

Great, now I have to go to bed and NOT think of “that”! Yikes!

In case you party hardy but still recall last night, try a “White Out”.

White Out•4 oz Brain Bleach (Marg’s & Susan’s Ultra – Unflavored)•One shot of vodka (Don’t use Gin, it doesn’t mix well with anything)•Tabasco sauce (Don’t skimp)Mix ingredients and serve over ice in tall glass. ▄▄▄       ▄▄▄▄▄▄       ▄▄▄▄             ▄

I hope everyone has a safe New Years eve,, for those going out to party . And a great one for everyone.

I am a stat at home and sleep through it kinda person myself.Let the kids party I’ll watch the grands for them..

Happy New Year! May all of your resolutions be broken, like theirs will be. lol

What’s the deal with try new deodorant, I thought they didn’t use personal hygiene products. I recommend 5 day Mitchum, then you only have 2 stinky days to the next rinse.

I, too, supposed they used no deodorant. I now understand my mistake. I had assumed no company would actually make a deodorant that smelled like a**.

Since I retired I don’t go Twerk.

BURL… turn the paper over and add: .7- to improve on your procrastination skills…..8 – to wish all A Happy New 2014……! ! !

Looking at the lists, it appears Joy has crossed off most the items she thought of to narrow it down to a manageable list. If I were Burl, I would add “#8 Skim pool after every Jerry visit”.

Re: The chair back messages. Joy: It’s probably you.Burl: Make THAT #8, then call it a day…………year, that is.

Happy New Year to all who comment on this strip. I’m glad we got a New Year’s Eve strip for the end of the year.

I’m glad we have a remedy to Leaky’s suggestion – preemptive strike of BB! And Imnormal has a good idea for Burl (but Penny’s probably just let it sink and become part of their stew)- eeww!I’m glad I’m not going to bed now – just up and happily going to enjoy my healthy French toast version. Tonight I’ll retire early after more of my Greek yogurt with fresh pineapple (great this time of year)!

HAPPYNEWYEAR! FREEDRY NOW

Will Joy be putting her twistytie wreaths on Etsy?

I would stay away from Green Giant veggies, he stands over his corn and peas. (Old grammer school joke)

I believe that’s the origin of the phrase………“I’ll blow your head off”

I’ll make yall a bet. I bet the Pennys will have more success keeping their resolutions than the rest of us.

I’ll have no trouble- already keeping mine ;-D