Monty by Jim Meddick for December 06, 2013
December 05, 2013
December 07, 2013
Transcript:
Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Right. Thanks. What did the doctor say? You're gonna die. Oh no! No! No! No! Wait... This isn't like that old joke where the doctor says sock the wound or your friend dies... And the guys so insecure he gets back and says you're gonna die? Is it? C'mon. It's only my pinky... Ok. Ok. But first, you're gonna hafta thoroughly douse the area with hand sanitizer!
Strod over 10 years ago
Since the bite is in his pinky, shouldn’t Monty be able to suck the venom out himself?
bubjerryk over 10 years ago
The Joke as I heard it was the man was bitten on his D**k! Does that mean that Monty is all D**k?
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Just a snake-bitten pinkie, Monty? Have you been over-acting all week?P.S. Hand sanitizer, effective or not, does not taste good (this I know, having once licked my finger after using sanitizer), so you might want to rethink how to go about this task, Moondog….
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
Some freind…won’t suck on his pinky…Gee
victornewman over 10 years ago
Yeah, I think the best punchline was ‘You gonna die, kimosabe!’. Heard this around the camp fire as a kid, when jokes and rumors were spread…get ready for this…verbally!!! (in the time before internet). Eye contact was also required.
Coyoty Premium Member over 10 years ago
Beer and hard cider are good for a snakebite.
water_moon over 10 years ago
Oh, and the triclosan that some hand sanitizers contain is becoming worthless as it gets into the common water supply thanks to over use, and everything becomes resistant to it, and it never got viruses in the first place. So if you do use hand sanitizer, go with an alcohol based one.
Sheila Hardie over 10 years ago
Monty should be able to do it himself, then, yes?