The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for March 18, 1997
Transcript:
Fang: Guess what, Eno! I've enrolled back in obedience school! I'm going to go nights and earn my obedience GED. Fang: I've always felt a little shame about being an obedience school drop out. But this time I'm going to really apply myself and learn those ol three R's. Eno: Three R's? Fang: You know...rolling over, rooting in trash, and ruining shoes.