He must get tired of being with Lila so much…they see each other all day at work, then hang out together in the evenings most of the time when neither one has a date.
1.The Lady makes the rules.2.The rules may change at any time without prior notification.3.No Gentleman can possibly know all the rules.4.If the Lady suspects that the Gentleman knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of them.5.The Lady is never wrong.6.If the Lady is wrong, it is because of a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Gentleman did or said.7.If rule 6 applies, the Gentleman must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.8.The Lady may change her mind at any time.9.The Gentleman may never change his mind without written consent from the Lady.
10.The Lady has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11.The Gentleman must remain calm at all times, unless the Lady wants him to be angry or upset.
12.The Lady must under no circumstances let the Gentleman know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13.If the Lady has P.M.S., all the rules are null and void.
14Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm to the Gentleman. (Ouch!)
15. If the lady is angry with the gentleman, she won’t tell him why – because he should know the reason, and if he doesn’t know, she won’t tell him why.
Swalb%515 over 10 years ago
Someone’s controlling. Probably be more stimulating conversation with Drew.
Stew Bek Premium Member over 10 years ago
Sounds like Sheldon reminding Leonard about the Roommate agreement.
Snark-impaired over 10 years ago
He must get tired of being with Lila so much…they see each other all day at work, then hang out together in the evenings most of the time when neither one has a date.
LeoAutodidact over 10 years ago
For those who are unaware “The Rules”
1.The Lady makes the rules.2.The rules may change at any time without prior notification.3.No Gentleman can possibly know all the rules.4.If the Lady suspects that the Gentleman knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of them.5.The Lady is never wrong.6.If the Lady is wrong, it is because of a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Gentleman did or said.7.If rule 6 applies, the Gentleman must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.8.The Lady may change her mind at any time.9.The Gentleman may never change his mind without written consent from the Lady.10.The Lady has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11.The Gentleman must remain calm at all times, unless the Lady wants him to be angry or upset.
12.The Lady must under no circumstances let the Gentleman know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13.If the Lady has P.M.S., all the rules are null and void.
14Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm to the Gentleman. (Ouch!)
imbaldeagle over 10 years ago
15. If the lady is angry with the gentleman, she won’t tell him why – because he should know the reason, and if he doesn’t know, she won’t tell him why.
alondra over 10 years ago
They didn’t invite you Lila because they know you would hate to go to a museum. If Boyd wants to go, you can live without him for one night.
live.the.future over 10 years ago
Is that a hint of…jealousy coming from Lila?