For those who are unaware “The Rules”
10.The Lady has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11.The Gentleman must remain calm at all times, unless the Lady wants him to be angry or upset.
12.The Lady must under no circumstances let the Gentleman know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13.If the Lady has P.M.S., all the rules are null and void.
14Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm to the Gentleman. (Ouch!)