Ted Rall for October 23, 2013
Transcript:
Cheney worried terrorists could hack his heart. (Man 1: Brothers! We're in!) (Man 2: Allah is merciful!) Jihad R US Cyber Cafe Grozny, Chechnya, Russian fed. (Man 1: Finally we will avenge the victims of that psychoic imperialist!) (Man 2: Turn off that living corpse once and for all!! Something's wrong...) (Man 1: The lights! Everything's gone dark... and cold... even the sun is gone!) (Man 3: Oh no... you hacked into his soul! You mean... the void of non-existence!! There is no God but Allah and Mohammed is his messenger- Lesbo daughter! Another beer!!)
Uncle Joe Premium Member over 10 years ago
Good one, Ted. That last line from Vice is a riot.The backstory: Doctors Disabled Wireless In Cheney’s Pacemaker to Thwart HackersFortunately for old Dick, he had good health insurance. Five heart attacks, multiple surgeries… I wonder what the out of pocket cost was on that.
Darsan54 Premium Member over 10 years ago
DC can only be killed by driving a wooden stake thru his heart, cut his head off, stuff the mouth with garlic, burn the remains to ashes and scatter them on moving water, such as a stream or river. That is how the undead are killed.
emptc12 over 10 years ago
Cheney reminds me of the character Peredonov in THE PETTY DEMON, by Fedor Sologub — evil in a banal and sullen way. Intelligent in a dark and empty way.
eepatt over 10 years ago
One of your best, Ted!
I’m really conflicted in my feelings about The(his real first name) Dick Cheney. One one hand, I want him to live long enough to travel to the Hague. At the same time, I hope to live long enough to pi$$ on his grave. (Even though I hate standing in long lines.)
vwdualnomand over 10 years ago
and, dick cheney is a draft dodger 5 times.
Enoki over 10 years ago
I’d bet dinner with the Cheneys would be far more entertaining than dinner with the Obamas….
echoraven over 10 years ago
I enjoyed this and yet feeling guilty that I think it’s funny…
mattro65 over 10 years ago
“…defend homosexuality which VP Cheney does, too!” If I remember correctly, The Dick did not do so until his daughter came out. Typical tightie rightie hypocrite. Take a hard line position on an issue until it affects you personally.