Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 06, 2013
November 05, 2013
November 07, 2013
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Listen, Mayor McRib, or whatever your name is... if you want me to get you to the island, I'm going to need to fix this leaky boat! Mayor: Ree-ree Man: Mayor Porkfatington believes we can hammer out a deal. He's on the phone with one of his most trusted advisers... a solution to this crisis will soon be at hand. Mayor: Ree-ree? Ree. Ree-ree-ree! Man: His adviser suggests adding more water to the boat.
johnrussco over 10 years ago
Shoot the PIG throw the geek in behind him fix the stinking hole. I hate that type of Geeky looking clown.
Chithing Premium Member over 10 years ago
“…Also, the brown-noser at the rear of the boat may be used as a flotation device…”
jz27wk Premium Member over 10 years ago
Ka-politics at its finest….
mntim over 10 years ago
See, Rip?You don’t need a supervillain to have a fine adventure. Now have fun, you square-jawed lug you.
quartermain over 10 years ago
Just like in the old Laurel and Hardy films, “A fine Kettle Of Fish!”
klr562 over 10 years ago
instead of a pig he should be a donkey
SkyFisher over 10 years ago
OK, Dan. This seems like a political metaphor. Do you want to tell us what for (and who about) specifically, or should we speculate?Either way, the comment threads here are in danger of quickly degenerating.
lecrenb over 10 years ago
If a hammer is required for the deal then Rip’s our man… Ka-Hole!
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
Here’s an idea… Have the Mayor sit on the leak!Think of the Press Release…Political Pork Plugs Perilous Perdicament!Saving lives secures votes.