JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for October 27, 2013
October 26, 2013
October 28, 2013
Transcript:
It needed shocks, struts, a tune up, and an alignment, four new tires, now rotors and a couple of transmission parts. what it really needed was a proper burial. Your wife is the worlds best auto mechanic! The road warrior runs like new! You've been clinging to this old truck since college! Spend you NFL Money on something new that runs like new! You're the one who gave me this gift remember? Of course I remember! Vance gave it to me, I think Otis passed it down to him! I want to pay Charlene for fixing the warrior, Think she'll accept? Accept! Please!! do it to release all the president held captive in his wallet!
JayBluE over 10 years ago
With a tight wallet, maybe he should have been at the Guard position!…(XD)
Stan King over 10 years ago
Must be old presidents. The new ones can’t wait to give it away.
mdcdjg2008 over 10 years ago
At least the family doesn’t have to worry about him going on the bankrupt athlete list after his career is over.
bluegirl285 over 10 years ago
What the heck is with Clarence and his obsession to get his brother to spend his money!? If Marcus wants to save his money, it’s none of Clarence’s business!
Gator007 over 10 years ago
Ben Franklin was not president.
Gokie5 over 10 years ago
Woo-hoo! Tacky grandmabrag alert – last night the creator of my avatar (who drew it on the computer shortly before or after her sixth birthday – she’s eleven now) won first prize for the best costume among the oldest age group at the annual Halloween skate at our village Lions Club hall (Wisconsin). She wore a black capelike thing, a silly chicken head, and sunglasses. As a pièce de résistance, she carried a fake foot with bloody ankle that she’d gotten at a Dollar Tree the previous week. The foot was a big hit with the younger kiddies, who kept touching it, and a younger boy who fought it with his light saber. (She has assured me that the thing won’t turn her into a mass murderer.)
jaimeokeeffe over 10 years ago
Reminds me of Alfred Morris and his 1991 Mazda 626
http://jalopnik.com/instead-of-buying-a-supercar-redskins-rb-refurbished-h-921219014
http://jalopnik.com/why-redskins-star-alfred-morris-dream-is-this-humble-1-1445704648
sbchamp over 10 years ago
The Ghostbusters’ hearse…
Mneedle over 10 years ago
Why is it always someone else who wants to spend another persons money? Must be a Dem.
unca jim over 10 years ago
@Tax Man; How can you SAY that when we all know Omnius is out of the country?? (snerk)
JayBluE over 10 years ago
“Road Warrior”s color, it’s fitting…. – And I guess one could say that Marcus’ saving all of that paper means he’s “going green” in more ways than one…
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
If he pays her…it will be with the truck. To pass along the family tradition. Then he can get a new truck. With Charlene’s help.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 10 years ago
It is Charlene’s hobby and Marcus intends to pay. Clarence’s problem is that he favors conspicuous consumption and Marcus doesn’t.
StoicLion1973 over 10 years ago
So…Marcus drove his car all the way from San Diego during a by-week?