Frank and Ernest by Thaves for September 24, 2013
September 23, 2013
September 25, 2013
Transcript:
Frank and Ernest's Alternate Sayings Frank: If life keeps giving you lemons... Ernest: Consider moving to a cooler climate!
TREEINTHEWIND over 10 years ago
Either that or chop down the lemon tree………………
TREEINTHEWIND over 10 years ago
Or move to a place with a sugar cane field next door………….
TREEINTHEWIND over 10 years ago
Where they don’t drink lemonade but something else that warms your innards……………
mischugenah over 10 years ago
Trade them with your neighbor who’s growing grapefruit!
TREEINTHEWIND over 10 years ago
Where you both can freeze…………..
TREEINTHEWIND over 10 years ago
Consult (CITRIS) the Center for Information Technology Research in the Interest of Society on how to deal with your problems…………
punmeister over 10 years ago
If life keeps giving you lemons, take a class on how to buy a reliable car.
emptc12 over 10 years ago
A lemon: In Space, no one can hear you squeeze.
DougSmith over 10 years ago
it’s “alternative,” not alternate, which means “every other one”
TREEINTHEWIND over 10 years ago
How about becoming a street vendor of lemon pies?Choice of whole pie or buy the slice……..They can be served hot or cold……………….with or without forks………….no waste eat the whole thing……….and your choice of beverage……….(except lemonade).