Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for September 02, 2013
August 31, 2013
September 03, 2013
Transcript:
Hello, this is the Poison Control Center. Can we help you? HH: Yes! I need poison! Lots of it! Theres a giant spider in my bath! It's enormous! send me a plane thrower as well! Maybe I should call the army.... Sir? Please stay where you are. We will notify the authorities.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Cut off it’s nose to “spider face”….
Sherlock Watson over 10 years ago
If they can’t help you, Horace, try calling the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms; one of those things has to work.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Talk about pre-emptive measures!…
AlnicoV over 10 years ago
The nice guys in the white suits will be there to help in no time. They even have this nice jacket with extra long sleeves for you to wear.
edclectic over 10 years ago
No need to call the authorities, they’re already listening.
zero over 10 years ago
Size of the tub alone will make them nervous…
jmcenanly over 10 years ago
Someone else tried the same thing and got different results
Simon_Jester over 10 years ago
Call Lio
fixer1967 over 10 years ago
http://youtu.be/7JUI7eMrLUk
doris sloan over 10 years ago
Awww… probably a poor wolf spider trying, unsucessfully, to make a living and now trapped and doomed. Get a glass and a paper, scoop her up and put her outside where she’ll get rid of pesky things, no, not the IRS unfortunately, but other, little pesky bug things.
katina.cooper over 10 years ago
When the army gets there, the spider will have dessert.
scyphi26 over 10 years ago
Probably not the authorities Horace is looking for, I’m betting.
Why can’t he just turn on the water and wash the spider down the drain? That’s what I do.
bopard over 10 years ago
?Does Horace live in LA? It’s better to wait a couple more weeks before cleaning the garage.