Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 14, 2013

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    One of the best South Parks is the one where Saddam Hussein ends up in Hell…Repeatedly…Every time he comes back to Hell, the Devil asks what the hell is he doing there… Saddam says, “Where’d you think I’d go to? Detroit?”

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    Hey, Michigan traded Toledo to Ohio in exchange for Wisconsin giving us the western U P. Can’t we make a Deal with Canada or something? They get Debt-rot, and we get,….Oh, I don’t know……Manitoulin Island? Just askin’

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Varnes… but they don’t want Detroit…. so to take it, they wouldn’t give you an island, they’d make you guys give them one.

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    Mary Finkelstein Premium Member over 10 years ago

    This is NOT FUNNY!! Until you have been to Detroit, shut up about it. I live in a Detroit suburb and I can tell you there are beautiful places in that city! Dan Thompson, you just lost a reader.

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    ecu_chp  over 10 years ago

    Detroit is a democrat paradise. Need to bulldoze the place.

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    jcm1655  over 10 years ago

    Detroit is better then a lot of big cities. Tell me what city doesn’t have its own problems.

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    hippogriff  over 10 years ago

    SusanSunshine: They won’t even take an island. Back in the 1970s, Turk and Caicos asked to be made a Canadian territory. The argument was that they would get the Douglas health system and Canada would get a tropical vacation spot without customs problems. Canada turned it down..information: And it is the largest US city under the monarchial rule of a Gauleiter.

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    vldazzle  over 10 years ago

    I only went there once (on business) but I stayed the weekend to spend a day at the Ford Museum. I happen to be fascinated by early steam engines and generators.

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    Simmian7  over 10 years ago

    hahahah Dan Thompson. very nice. (and yes, i’m from there too)

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