Brevity by Dan Thompson


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  1. Varnes

    Varnes said, 7 months ago

    One of the best South Parks is the one where Saddam Hussein ends up in Hell…Repeatedly…Every time he comes back to Hell, the Devil asks what the hell is he doing there… Saddam says, “Where’d you think I’d go to? Detroit?”

  2. Varnes

    Varnes said, 7 months ago

    Hey, Michigan traded Toledo to Ohio in exchange for Wisconsin giving us the western U P. Can’t we make a Deal with Canada or something? They get Debt-rot, and we get,….Oh, I don’t know……Manitoulin Island? Just askin’

  3. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, 7 months ago

    Varnes… but they don’t want Detroit….
    so to take it, they wouldn’t give you an island,
    they’d make you guys give them one.

  4. Maridozi

    Maridozi GoComics PRO Member said, 7 months ago

    This is NOT FUNNY!! Until you have been to Detroit, shut up about it. I live in a Detroit suburb and I can tell you there are beautiful places in that city! Dan Thompson, you just lost a reader.

  5. ecu_chp

    ecu_chp said, 7 months ago

    Detroit is a democrat paradise. Need to bulldoze the place.

  6. DaSharkie

    DaSharkie GoComics PRO Member said, 7 months ago


    What if you have been to Detroit and it is still a slum?

    Heck, travel to any of the old mill cities of New England and all you will find are slums with remnants of what were once thriving and booming cities with great architecture and old Victorian homes. But they are still slums.

  7. Mister Will

    Mister Will said, 7 months ago


    Until you pointed it out I didn’t know Guy and Rod didn’t do Brevity anymore. How long has Dan been doing it?

  8. jcm1655

    jcm1655 said, 7 months ago

    Detroit is better then a lot of big cities. Tell me what city doesn’t have its own problems.

  9. information

    information said, 7 months ago


    Yeah, detroit’s a wonderful place. I have been there. The suburbs and pockets ofmthencitybare nice but overall it’s a pit. Get a sense of humor and some competent leadership.

  10. hippogriff

    hippogriff said, 7 months ago

    SusanSunshine: They won’t even take an island. Back in the 1970s, Turk and Caicos asked to be made a Canadian territory. The argument was that they would get the Douglas health system and Canada would get a tropical vacation spot without customs problems. Canada turned it down.
    information: And it is the largest US city under the monarchial rule of a Gauleiter.

  11. georgelcsmith

    georgelcsmith said, 7 months ago


    I’m sorry it bothers you, but the suburbs were not being criticized. It is as fact that corruption and mismanagement have destroyed Detroit, though the entire city is not yet a wasteland. The ruins in Detroit are a natural result of socialism, and we should learn from that example.

  12. DAZZ

    DAZZ GoComics PRO Member said, 7 months ago

    I only went there once (on business) but I stayed the weekend to spend a day at the Ford Museum. I happen to be fascinated by early steam engines and generators.

  13. Dogday88

    Dogday88 GoComics PRO Member said, 7 months ago


    I understand how you feel. I’ve lived in Illinois most of my life. Our entire STATE is so bad people can’t even find things to make fun of anymore — we’re too good at making ourselves ridiculous.

  14. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 7 months ago


    Where is OCP (Omni Consumer Products) when we need them? (See Robo Cop both versions.)

  15. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 7 months ago


    How about Quebec? Detroit would be less of a burden.(as a Calgarian, I should say Edmonton, but I actually kinda like the place.)

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