Frank and Ernest by Thaves for September 19, 2013
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September 20, 2013
Transcript:
F&E Floor Coverings Frank: Your carpet will be $750, plus tacks.
F&E Floor Coverings Frank: Your carpet will be $750, plus tacks.
TREEINTHEWIND over 10 years ago
But I still have the original tack strips on the floor….no new ones are needed……………..
TREEINTHEWIND over 10 years ago
That doesn’t look like wall to wall carpet to me……………more like a rug………We don’t want our rug(s) nailed to the floor.
TREEINTHEWIND over 10 years ago
Do you offer tackless installation?
TREEINTHEWIND over 10 years ago
If you want it installed, Ernie, here, has recently learned how to do it. ……… He graduated from installers training with floor honors, the fewest cuts and no blood on the carpet.
TREEINTHEWIND over 10 years ago
But, if you have one of the new, super-powerful vacuum cleaners, you need to nail it down or it will be pulled off the floor………………………….
TREEINTHEWIND over 10 years ago
But Madam, tacky carpet deserves tackless installation…..
TREEINTHEWIND over 10 years ago
When you redecorate, the tacks can be taken out and reused………. much better than glue……………..
TREEINTHEWIND over 10 years ago
If you like, we can use premium, aluminum tacks that will never rust and stain your carpet……….. especially recommended if you have pets who sometimes have accidents………….they are worth the extra cost, for material only, the labor charge is the same.
Kerbster over 10 years ago
Anyone ever heard a taxing?
Kerbster over 10 years ago
Out of tacks? Try Staples…
Perkycat over 10 years ago
ROWTWCL! Rolling on wall to wall carpeting laughing.
Me3000 over 10 years ago
thumb tacks or push pins, when I’m involved it all becomes body art (not on purpose mind, or neccesarraly on me)
amaryllis2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
The installers are the tacksidermists.
bmonk over 10 years ago
Secretary of War: “How about taking up the tax?”Firefly: “How about taking up the carpet?”Secretary of War: “I still insist we must take up the tax!”Firefly: “He’s right. You’ve got to take up the tacks before you can take up the carpet.”
parkerfields over 10 years ago
He could of said it with a little more tact.
TREEINTHEWIND over 10 years ago
What is this tease tax?
TREEINTHEWIND over 10 years ago
Not really, I’ve just ripped some out and I learned by doing.There was a rumor that one of my ancestors was a carpet bagger.