Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for September 11, 2013
Transcript:
Alix: Gramma, guess WHAT?! The crawdad we let go in the park got really HUGE! Alix: He ate all the other crawdads, and he's really a SHE and she's PREGNANT! Gramma Evie: This doesn't sound good. Holly: There's a marine biologist on the phone for you. Biologist: @*!
gkid over 10 years ago
Oh, Goody. Evie was just being a caringgrandma and a fine human being.
susanwobb over 10 years ago
Pregnant is better than already laid ’em. Good thing the teacher caught her in time.
pelican47 over 10 years ago
I’m surprised. I thought Alix would be remorseful about this.
prasrinivara over 10 years ago
notice Holly’s unstated “who sounds rather ticked-off”.
gkid over 10 years ago
I hope she doesn’t get fined.. (or worse?) Maybethey will be merciful unto her, a sinner (don’t weall need grace)and return Pinchy back to the lake, maybe, never to sin again? :)
SCOTTtheBADGER over 10 years ago
Marine biologists have no authority, it’s the DNR she has to worry about. What sort of trouble will jan get into, she let Alix bring the crawdad home. In WI, at least, that would technically be illegal, as that would be viewed as a potential transplant. Given that the teacher is from NOAA, and given NOAAs track record, I have no doubt that she has already informed the DNR, and will see to it that Jan and Ellie pay for this. Ask any deepwater commercial fisherman about NOAA.
SCOTTtheBADGER over 10 years ago
For Ellie, please read Evie.
gkid over 10 years ago
Who would of thought….boy, howdy.
gkid over 10 years ago
Our friends are in trouble.
Schrat over 10 years ago
Alright, bring Pinchy back to the lake, so all her children will not have to grow up fatherless (the poor guy).
…Some decades ago we would not have made so much fuss about one crawdad. We called it “The survival of the fittest”!
…To eat her is now out of question since she is a pregnant mother. But if she would not be … I would suggest only a piece of butter and a pinch of salt. No garlic, as someone yesterday recommended.
Dkram over 10 years ago
How ever even if she laid her eggs there is no maie to fertilize them..\\//_
Dani Rice over 10 years ago
I think Alex misses the whole point of this exercise. (And don’t crayfish, etc. lay eggs?)
paha_siga over 10 years ago
Has Pinchy really been in the park so long she couldn’t have been “pregnant” already before?
sbchamp over 10 years ago
Ever!
eieio2 over 10 years ago
I love this story!
Patricia Low Premium Member over 10 years ago
Hey comicslover, not every environmentalist is a “hairy hippie” and invasive animals are a huge issue. Ask Australia how the rabbit population is, due to an Englishman bringing a few rabbits for hunting. Ask anyone in the Great Lakes about the zebra mussels clogging the waterways and water pipes. Ask any fisherman about the invasive fish that have been dumped into local lakes and have killed their favorite native fish. Ask Californian ranchers about invasive yellow star thistle. You are correct when you say that not everyone has their Ph.D but there is enough news talking about invasive animals and plants that it should be common sense not to move animals or plants. Jan is using her comic to illustrate a very common problem. Don’t be so judgmental.
jbarnes over 10 years ago
“Know her place”? Really?!!! And where would that be, barefoot and pregnant? I would fully expect a biologist to be irate about deliberately introducing an invasive species. She could be more charitable in explaining why that isn’t a good idea, but her point of view is perfectly valid and she has every right to express it.
harebell over 10 years ago
@Katla858, yes we have dill, there’s some in my kitchen this minute, now all I need is the crayfish/crawdad or whatever. Only it seems to this descendent of a transplanted Swede that the time to eat them is in the spring?
Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago
Oh no!
JP Steve Premium Member over 10 years ago
I’m disappointed in the job our NOAA marine biologist/teacher did in telling Alix what she did wrong. Alix should be mortified, not thrilled!
Doctor11 over 10 years ago
This isn’t going to end well at all.
eieio2 over 10 years ago
yes, folk, that is what I love about this strip- it shines light on ordinary folks’ day to day cluelessnesses, is funny, makes us think, reminds us we are responsible, and we still get to laugh- rock it, Stones!
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
“Invasive species?” Or the Scottish Broom in the PacificNorthwest or, if I remember right, the tumbleweed in the West… BTW, Kudzu is simply a horrid invasive species, it has been covering and smothering southern plant life for decades… ;)
Bandera_Ken over 10 years ago
No problem. Deny everything and then have her tell them about all the animals that live in her wading pool. They won’t believe a word she says.