Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for August 21, 2013

You don’t wanna know where that snake’s been!

How could he not know he was there?

I wasn’t. Must be a pickpocket.

I guess he can’t control his snake, no?

Well let me tail you a thing or two!!!!

Abbot and Costello are still alive and well????

Get thee to Wall Mart for retail….

Just shoot him, Johansen – Dead men tell no tails.

He’d explain, but it would probably entail a long and somewhat flexible tale.

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The speaker’s hat looks like it is ignoring the whole question.

Feeling a little constricted, Johansen?

Pay attention to details Johansen!