Monty by Jim Meddick for October 06, 2013
October 05, 2013
October 07, 2013
Transcript:
I... I see you meeting someone... A young woman... You're attracted to her... You asked her out... She gives you her number... You start dating. You fall madly in love. She seems like the woman you've been searching for all your life... Every moment together is magic... Every... Minute... Every second!... Then one day you walk in to find her with Ralphael... Her Pilates coach. You're devastated. It ends ugly, finally she and Raphael fly off to Reno to get hitched. That'll be $24.95. We take Visa and MasterCard. Oh, hi! Excuse me... I'm trying to find Max's bar and Grill, but my GPS says... Get the @#%%@$ away from me, you two timing #@$@#$! See that folks?... That is how to avoid being jerked around by a crazy-@#$ woman!
hometownk Premium Member over 10 years ago
Sigh.
Aussie Down Under over 10 years ago
Monty……opportunity knocks ONCE !!!!
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Great, Monty. Really smart play. No danger now. —Of anything….
SharkNose over 10 years ago
Thanks for the advice, Monty, but I learned that lesson the hard way 10 years ago.
SwimsWithSharks over 10 years ago
Bad move, Monty.
I wish the love of my life would run off with her Pilates instructor.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago
But the blonde lady looks pretty though.
hometownk Premium Member over 10 years ago
Groan.
veranna over 10 years ago
definitely a “groaner”, but thanks, put a smile on the end of my day!
donwalter over 10 years ago
OWOWOWOWOWOWOW…OW
boldyuma over 10 years ago
But…but…but…did Monty actually know how to getto Max’s Bar and Grill anyway?
I was stopped outside a gas station once by a nice looking lady and asked where the Terrel elementary school was..I pointed down the street and politely told her it was about three blocks on your left…
She started to argue with me that it wasn’t..I shut up, sighed, and walked away..
LOWRIDER84 over 10 years ago
Go ahead, Monty. Just go out with her a few times, get some, then dump HER!Remember, he who cares the least, wins.