Monty by Jim Meddick

Monty

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  1. Suzanne

    Suzanne GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Sigh.

  2. AussieDownUnder

    AussieDownUnder said, about 1 year ago

    Monty……opportunity knocks ONCE !!!!

  3. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 1 year ago

    Great, Monty. Really smart play. No danger now. —Of anything….

  4. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, about 1 year ago

    @AussieDownUnder

    A man moved to another state where he didn’t know anyone. In the move, his old piano was jarred, and of course it needed to be tuned when the man arrived.


    So he asked around, and was told that Earl Opporknockity was the best piano tuner in the area. The man called Earl and hired him to tune his piano.


    Earl had a keen ear and a deft touch, and did a wonderful job tuning the old piano. The man was able to play beautiful music once again, and was very pleased.


    After a year or so the old piano started producing sour notes again. So the man called Earl, and asked him to come work his magic on the old piano again.


    To the man’s surprise, Earl refused, saying “Sorry, I can’t accept the job.”


    “Why not?” the man wanted to know. “I’ll pay you twice as much as last time if you’ll just come tune my piano.”


    “Haven’t you heard?” Earl asked, “Opporknockity only tunes once.”

  5. Prof d'anglais

    Prof d'anglais said, about 1 year ago

    Better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all?

  6. Dunestrider

    Dunestrider said, about 1 year ago

    On top of that, she was a soul-sucking psychological vampire. Monty is lucky that he had a moment of clarity.

  7. SharkNose

    SharkNose said, about 1 year ago

    Thanks for the advice, Monty, but I learned that lesson the hard way 10 years ago.

  8. SwimsWithSharks

    SwimsWithSharks GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Bad move, Monty.

    I wish the love of my life would run off with her Pilates instructor.

  9. Comic Minister

    Comic Minister said, about 1 year ago

    But the blonde lady looks pretty though.

  10. Suzanne

    Suzanne GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @dukedoug

    Groan.

  11. Suzanne

    Suzanne GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @Comic Minister

    Pretty? In a Monty-ish sort of way, maybe.

  12. horalka921

    horalka921 said, about 1 year ago

    @dukedoug

    definitely a “groaner”, but thanks, put a smile on the end of my day!

  13. donwalter

    donwalter said, about 1 year ago

    @dukedoug

    OWOWOWOWOWOWOW…OW

  14. Senex

    Senex said, about 1 year ago

    @Prof d'anglais

    Much better.

  15. boldyuma

    boldyuma said, about 1 year ago

    But…but…but…did Monty actually know how to get
    to Max’s Bar and Grill anyway?

    I was stopped outside a gas station once by a nice looking lady and asked where the Terrel elementary school was..I pointed down the street and politely told her it was about three blocks on your left…

    She started to argue with me that it wasn’t..I shut up, sighed, and walked away..

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