Monty by Jim Meddick for September 04, 2013
September 03, 2013
September 05, 2013
Transcript:
As every school child well knows cafeteria food can be dreadful affair... Commonly unappetizing... Often inedible... But there are some days when standards drop so low that there remains only one sensible course of action! Ptu! Ow! Fortunately, substandard Ossetra caviar makes for an excellent spitball substitute. Foie gras fight!
breishis613 over 10 years ago
“Once more unto the brie, dear friends, once more!”
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
sub standard…OH! how I wish.
s.l over 10 years ago
ok, this is the funniest thing this bratzilla has ever said!
ChessPirate over 10 years ago
Animal!
cove37 over 10 years ago
No American supermarket stocks any item whose life has been taken from it without its written consent.
AlexPK85 over 10 years ago
He is the embodiment of a young, rich Blutarsky of Animal House fame.
GypsyWoman over 10 years ago
Foie gras is outlawed in the US.
superflash over 10 years ago
Those young scalawags!
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 10 years ago
“Foie gras fight!” Riot…!
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Is that Nigel precipitating the foie gras fight? If so, this may become an excellent opportunity for Sedgie to score some points over his rival by snitching on him!
TheBigPickle over 10 years ago
Want Monty.