Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for August 15, 2013

The rest of the jury’s in her hair.

That is so true. Yet some mothers may want to protect their son even if he were Charles Manson.

Who needs enemies with a mother (notice small “m”) like her!!!!

In France, do they use a jury of Pierre’s?

That’s a very flimsy answer. I’ll bet her name is Flimsy Floozie.

Uhhhh… conflict of interest?

I’m surprised that they even let her serve on that jury.

But maybe they were from the Peer family, and there weren’t enough Peers to leave her off.

Just a guy’s luck, to have his mom on the jury. He should have cleaned up his room when she asked him to.