Ted Rall for August 12, 2013
August 09, 2013
August 15, 2013
Transcript:
Everything you ever wanted to know about "terrorist chatter"* *But were afraid to Google. DONT WHISPER! It's poor form to use LOWER CASE in terrorist Chat Rooms. Feeding the trolls keeps you sharp. Allahwin's Law: the longer an argument goes on in a terrorist discussion forum, the higher the chance that someone will mention George W. Bush of the United States. Terrorists only comment on things they know about when it's the Koran. Dogs are haram, cat memes rule! Terrorists have the best flame wars. Some scams are actually true. Nothing says "clickbait" like a listicle! In terrorist Chatrooms, everyone knows you're a NSA dog.
Ottodesu over 10 years ago
This is the only comment that he will read.
Uncle Joe Premium Member over 10 years ago
I’ve totally made millions off of various despotic regimes by sending “Ollie North wants to send you weapons”, phishing scams.I also make money by speculating on ammunition futures.
Uncle Joe Premium Member over 10 years ago
“Did you catch the irony and double entendre you lousy Libs?”I found you a new avatar:
Packratjohn Premium Member over 10 years ago
“Lousy Libs”? Are you saying that you think all Liberal people are louses? Or that if you’re lousy, you must be a Liberal, as opposed to liberal with a small L? Or, if you’re not a far right conservative, you’re lousy, or a liberal, or (shudder) both? I’m a liberal, and a Liberal, and upon close inspection, I seem to have no more lice than the average voter.
Ted Rall creator over 10 years ago
Never.
echoraven over 10 years ago
If I could only read the whole thing…
Lord Gaga over 10 years ago
But they don’t teach you how to read teeny tiny print in American schools.
water_moon over 10 years ago
SEriously, the magnification isn’t helping enough….
rossevrymn over 10 years ago
The print was too small.
William Bednar Premium Member over 10 years ago
I can read but only the Bible. I went to Texas schools. Everyone knows that Texas is no longer part of America!