Ben by Daniel Shelton for August 22, 2013

Clothes Driers destroy clothes. Unfortunately, I live in a small apartment.

My clothes actually dry faster in the sun than they do in the dryer.

Careful, Olivia.

Later they will take baths side-by-side in separate bathtubs while holding hands.

I really enjoy hanging out the clothes. I do have an electric dryer, which I use in the winter, but prefer my solar powered one for most stuff. I do hang out the sheets in the winter. And Flashold, you are correct – that stuff in the lint filter is your underwear.

It’s nice to see a husband who still appreciates his wife’s “attributes”.

Is this a Viagra commercial?

I hope you are saying the bathtubs ad makes no sense to you. Perhaps the idea of two bathtubs outside is too unrealistic for you, but for some advertising agency (and millions of viewers/readers) it conjures romantic thoughts. I hope you are not saying you can’t make sense of my comment.

I know a couple of women who look like Olivia, but they work at it a lot! Most people I know (including myself) are more in the BEN category of body types… a little more normal :)