Mrs. Tubbsbottl and I were lying abed reading one quiet evening when I happened to glance up. There above us, I saw a very large (2”long) Alacran (scorpion) directly above us. Needless to say, we broke the Olympic sprint record that nite.
University study estimates we eat one to two pounds of insect per year. If it falls in your mouth, bite its little head; that will teach it to be more discrete in the future.
lrope over 15 years ago
Kill it!
lrope over 15 years ago
I just looked up at my own ceiling. Bug-free!
wndrwrthg over 15 years ago
Not mine, I have many Daddy Longlegs for guests.
ejcapulet over 15 years ago
I’m sure that’s what bugs live for - the chance to grab onto some big predator’s face.
KingRat over 15 years ago
a face hugger cockroach? where’s Sigourney when you need her?
cleokaya over 15 years ago
Name it and make it a pet.
painedsmile over 15 years ago
That’s not a cockroach. It’s a fruit bat!
haikumiko over 15 years ago
Oh!
gigabyte03 over 15 years ago
Mrs. Tubbsbottl and I were lying abed reading one quiet evening when I happened to glance up. There above us, I saw a very large (2”long) Alacran (scorpion) directly above us. Needless to say, we broke the Olympic sprint record that nite.
greaserman44 over 15 years ago
hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahaha….. i dont get it.
just kidding
funny
chromosome Premium Member over 15 years ago
Joe’s apartment
saturdayschild over 15 years ago
uuummmmmmm — OK is this weird dark comedy or is it just me?
m_ortal over 15 years ago
University study estimates we eat one to two pounds of insect per year. If it falls in your mouth, bite its little head; that will teach it to be more discrete in the future.
plight over 15 years ago
How do you know it’s not going to bungee-jump?
6turtle9 about 3 years ago
You need better friends.